uH, lADIES, lADIES, plEASE,
I’m probably never going to complete this but uh here have my first ever porn wow u o u. <3
dirkjakeoops
wellwassupposetobedirkjakebutw/ewowee

I’m probably never going to complete this but uh here have my first ever porn wow u o u. <3

dirkjakeoops

wellwassupposetobedirkjakebutw/ewowee

obviously you shouldn't do another nudestuck unless you're 100% comfortable with it, but there's only so many times i can masturbate to that one picture.
Anonymous

Anon you spoil me.

Omg 

but im not hot

but you arrreeeee babyyyyy.

kissesyou.

goddamnit youre hot

No you’re hot.

Hottie

Lemme kiss you.

miecroft:

valentine’s day is in 5 days so if you are secretly in love with me i suggest you reveal it now

we demand more nudestuck
Anonymous

you guys are gross.

would you ever do another nudestuck?
Anonymous

hmm maybe.

idk

hay bby <3 ;o)

Well hello there sugar.

Wow i’m still embarrassed for adding you on facebook.

//sobs

Whoops, guess whos back from the dead yo.

Ziss guyy.

Whosaidyouonlyliveoncewow.

u v u<3

shercocklocked:

partridgeinadekutree:

gdragonsexyapple:

partridgeinadekutree:

fuckyeahdevany:

partridgeinadekutree:

not sure if i should eat this strawberry

are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods

uhm

That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry

DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN 

there are so many beautiful things about this post
Triggerd. Dickberry.

shercocklocked:

partridgeinadekutree:

gdragonsexyapple:

partridgeinadekutree:

fuckyeahdevany:

partridgeinadekutree:

not sure if i should eat this strawberry

are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods

uhm

That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry

DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN 

there are so many beautiful things about this post

Triggerd. Dickberry.